Left3Dead


OK So now that the new DLC for Left4Dead is out, i’ve been getting spammed to stop being a poor ass and purchased it for 560 M$ points. OK so now that the points are about to be purchase, where art thou team? Can’t murder zombies with 3 people it would just be uncivilized. So Bishop, Thrawn; find a 4th man so we can rock this f*cker until the wheels fall off, ’til then….prepare to Firefight!!!

America; f*ck yea!

OK, I haven’t posted in like a week or two but this one is for Molneze, fighting (lmao) over in the desert sands for our fredom. Oorah cowboy drop a missile with my name on it or a flare since I know those 4k lbs fuckers are pretty expensive. This was the first of many posts for the week ladies and gentlemen so bear with me, there will be more ranting and reviewing to come shortly. But lets give a big round of applause for our Air Force. Oh and i’m extremely honored that that picture above is real and was all for me!!!!! ^^^^ F*cking BAD ASS

All your GamerPoints Are Belong To Us

I wasn’t expecting to sound off this evening, but as per reading Major Nelsons post about the leaderboards of Shadow Complex being reset and cheaters being banned/gamerscore reset, I had to say SOMETHING. OK there are many cheaters out there but hmm why is it M$ only polices those that f*ck with EPIC or BUNGIE? It’s because that’s the bottom line because Big Badass Cliffy Butthole B says so. I don’t want to read too much in to it, I just wanted to bring it to the attention of you guys out there and give me an excuse to make a funny picture lol. The post is below for those who haven’t seen it:

A message to the Shadow Complex community

The team at Chair Entertainment continues to look for ways to enrich the “Shadow Complex” experience for players even if it means taking action by deleting leaderboard information generated by those who try to compromise our game.

This week the Xbox LIVE enforcement team will begin taking steps against players verified as cheaters. These players have not only violated the spirit of the game, but they have also violated the Xbox LIVE Terms of Use. Moving forward, initial steps will be taken with a number of player accounts that belong to verified cheaters including:

  • The player will be deleted from the “Shadow Complex” leaderboard
  • The Xbox LIVE enforcement team will investigate individual players removed from the leaderboards for potential resetting of the user’s gamerscore. The reset would include all games, not just “Shadow Complex.”
  • Those accounts determined by the Xbox enforcement team to have their gamerscore reset will be branded on Xbox LIVE as belonging to a cheater, and this information will be reflected in the gamer profile, both on Xbox.com and in the Xbox Dashboard on the console.

We believe that our players deserve a level playing field, and both teams at Xbox LIVE and Chair Entertainment are committed to providing the best overall game experience on Xbox LIVE. To learn more about the LIVE policy on gamerscore corrections, please read the FAQ on Xbox.com.

For more information on the Xbox LIVE terms of use, please visit Xbox.com

Update: Chair has made a forum post that goes into a little more detail around the cheating.

– Excerpted from www.majornelson.com

COD6 Modern Warfare 2 LE 250GB HD Elite Xbox, Me Love You Long Time – Or At Least Until You Red Ring

OK William; nice try, you almost got me. You drop the prices on consoles to keep customers from purchasing the new more affordable PS3 slim but then slam us with a new elite console? Yes the console is black like the elite, it’s got a 250GB HD and comes with Modern Warfare 2 and dos controladores but eh, something’s missing….

You still have no wifi and we still can’t upgrade the HDD capacity at our own free will! Newegg sells a comparable 250GB laptop size internal HDD for 59.99 am I missing something? Ah that’s right. It doesn’t come all blinged the fuck out in MadCatz Modern Warfare 2 console stickers. Ok so clearly this is a money grab and M$ knows that limited means only 1 million consoles will be produced until they all red ring then you will be able to pick up another one at your local BestBuy.

Since I am a money conscious gamer I’m going to put together a few alternative bundles for you guys out there, hope you enjoy:

NFSS Will You Be My Baby Mama? – You Make Me Go WOWSERS In My TROUSERS

OMG, Title says it all! I think video games are just getting better because to my surprise I was overjoys whilst playing NFSS this morning. I rarely, RARELY have fun playing racing games but this was uber awesome because I can bang up my car and continue racing!!! No shitty stuff like “your radiator is broken race incomplete” I like this game so much i’m going to formally ask it to be my Baby Mama soooo without further adieu; “Need For Speed: Shift will you be my Baby Mama?” She said YES she said YES!!! Brilliant now just gaze at those rockin’ tits, I hope our offspring takes the series back to street racing but still keeps the awesomeness of this title. I think she gets an 8.5/10

I Am A Douchebag and So Can You Awards 1st Nominee

Ok ladies and gentlemen, so today Silva is in a bit of a shitty mood due to the weather and waking up too early and not having enough milk to properly coat his corn pops evenly. Moving along….. I was going to fluff this off because I know everyone gets silly messages such as the one above where people claim that your gs is fake blah blah blah. I’m going to attempt to itemize this as to maintain order within my rant and make it short sweet and to the point.

1) F*CK YOU, Good Morning.

2) I don’t reply to messages such as Exhibit A as to minimize the risk of phishers, account glitchers and the sort.

3) Pe0PlE THat TaLk liKe tHiS !n fUck!nG wIerD stUpId leTtErS aNd uSe nUmBeRs iNsTeAd oF LeTtErS iN thiEr mEsSaGeS, suck ass HARD. I don’t know how I feel about abortion but someone should have at least nudged this kids mom down a 99 step flight of stairs in hopes of an accident.

4) You suck ass even HARDER if you spend your days policing xbox live, telling people their gaming is illegitimate.

5) You’re in the same category as Kanye West today because of his Douchery last night at the awards. you guys were made for each other.

OK, i’m done.
No wait i’m not.
I don’t know if I’m completely soaked in a coagulated mixture of super ultra mega cool paste and Champion Stuff juice or maybe just another guy that gets random silly messages and should simply write it off. Whatever it be, please stay tuned for more I Am A Douche And So Can You Awards!

The Case of the Missing GSL VI Award – Jedi Mind Trix Are For Kids


*Waves hand in front of everyone’s face like Obi-Wan Kenobi*

“You have no x360a.org GSL VI Award, there never was a GSL VI award and there never will be one. You didn’t waste your time playing all those shitty games with your friends and scoring the highest amount of points. We count numbers by omitting 6’s therefore there have only been 5 + 1 GSL’s 1,2,3,4,5 and 7. Have fun looking at the GSL VII awards, now THAT was memorable.”

– Jedi Mind Trick successful.

“Ello Gov’na!”

Yea it’s 4AM but I found this pretty hilarious… behold our Govt of California :-\ ppl don’t remember that Action Arnold used to be this guy now he’s in charge of an entire state, I dunno if that’s scary or influential. Ah welp night all

I’m Batman

Sigh, sorry Bruce, you had an awesome game going there but the challenges blow ass. I guess it’s just going to take a little perseverance, a dash of luck, a smidgen of patience and a cluster fuck-ton of disappointment. The game is fun as hell but the challenges are not the easiest thing to complete. Should be a long road to finishing and a pretty fun one (once I get highest scores on all of them) but we are going to call this one finished for this month.

Batman Arkham Asylum you get 9/10 because you were so awesome but I doubt I will be 1king you any time soon 🙂

getSEXY

Sure why not – here you go Thrawn, work was slow so I squirted some awesome sauce on your old banner hope you like, if not we’ll see if there’s any more in the tank.