“Give Us Freee!”

OK so I am still in the office designing away which sucks because the AC is busted and it’s hotter than Meagan Fox’s cooter in here sigh. Anyways I guess I can take a break to bliggidy blog really fast and since this is a gamer blog I guess I shall simply write about what I would be playing right now if I were in front of my box right now so here goes:

I would probably just be loading up Shadow Complex and going “ohhhhh and ahhhh” the first few minutes then after a while it will set in that EPIC made this turd and it will probably contain some shitty glitch like beat the game 100,001 times to unlock the final achievement. Moving along, after testing SC out I would pop in some Wolfenstein and explore a bit more an at this time as per Bishops message stated “Red Faction tonight?” I would promptly eject the Wolf2k9 disc and put in RedFaction: Guerrilla so that we can bang bitches with our hammers in multiplayer for some good clean wind-down for the evening fun until I get bored to which Bishop would then exclaim “You never finish anything” and then Derek will enter the party at the right moment then say “That’s what she said” then Thrawn; sitting behind his imperial managerial desk at Walmart will chuckle delightfully as he reads this post….

OK back to reality, people please help spice up this evening with your commentary because i’m dying here lol this is the 3rd night in a row staying in the office until after 12am and once again I must state, I hate being an adult but if I don’t do it…who would?

Wolfenstein 2k9

Ok so my first impression was “meh” at best but maybe I set my bar too high? I was a HUGE fan of Wolf3D, SoD, Doom etc but once I popped this in it was as if I was playing Call of Duty 2.5. The graphics are decent, controls work but it just didn’t have the umph factor that I felt a title such as this should have. Maybe its just me because Nazi murder should be fun and overly enjoyable and I just wasn’t enjoying myself as much as I should have been. Perhaps I shall go see Inglorious Bastards then give Wolfie another shot after i’m all riled up from live action Nazi murder brought by Angelina’s beefcake.

P.S. Thrawn I don’t make super long paragraphs like you because most gamers have ADD and will only read as much as they can in the time it takes them to change the batteries on their controller pack. BUT I promise that every post will be more than 160 characters…..so I can justify not having a ******* account…..

SUPCOM – God damn that was tedious

Hey, Hi, Whatsup up, good afternoon, hey F*CK you Supreme Commander 🙂 after a million glitched saves and months of hard ass work i’ve finally pounded you in to submission and that officially makes you my


Supreme Commander is now officially 1ked